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danielodowd:

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worldpeaces:

my dog was right next to me when i woke up :-)
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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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earthshakinlove:

Coronas are bae
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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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urbanoutfitters:

For that just-ate-a-lollipop look. (Photography by Colin Leaman)
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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via abibliophobiac)

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